portuguese // sweet 16 👻

ichimairu:

timelord-badboy:

ichimairu:

ichimairu:

My mom is freaking out because she can’t find the banana bread she just baked so now she thinks she imagined making it the entire time and that she’s going mad when in reality I stole the banana bread from the kitchen after it was done and now I’m currently eating it as she has a meltdown in the kitchen

Update: half of the bread is gone and so is all of my mom’s dignity

It looks like your mom’s gone

Bananas

Did you just-

sollux:

the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not

lolsofunny:

once at my school this guy who had really long hair came in the next day with most of it cut out and nobody recognized him so a rumour went around that he died

mrchrismad:

beaumarbre:

random-homestuck-things:

bishounen-jake-english:

jackadiddlediddle:

bishounen-jake-english:

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

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THIS IS A TROMBONE

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THIS IS A TUBA

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AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

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THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

You mean trumpet

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Slidey Trumpet

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Big ass trumpet

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Drunk Trumpet

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I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

My sides

AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT 

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those are some fancy guitars

slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

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